A hanafi and a shafi’ are walking together to the masjid and the shafi accidently bumps into a girl.
“I lost my wudu!” exclaimed the shafi.
The hanafi says, “It’s OK, you can use a dispensation. Did you feel any emotion when you touched her.”
The shafi said, “yes, anger over having lost my wudu!”
Also today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day and I stumbled across this quiz. Here is what I got.
Dirty James Read
You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the stereotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!
Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day!